Kitten Huffing – Uncyclopedia

The great physician Paracelsus was known to recommend kitten huffing as a cure to influenza, the gout, syphillis, and most of all, boredom. In his Archidoxis Kittenhuffae, he states that “verily, the greatest of medicines is the kitten when huffethed through the mouth or nose, as it cureth gout, leprosy, and varied maladies of the privy members. Furthermore, the orange ones fucketh you up mighty good.”

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